Saturday, November 11, 2006

techie geegaw

... it is way more power than I need right now, but there are plans in the

works that will test every bit of the new forge's processing power. And you

know what a sucker I am for any techie geegaw. Why the particle accelerator

with write back cache will boost our server productivity 100 % according to

Carl in tech processing. And wait til you play Quake III on this puppy. It

is so real you have to wear a clean suit (as I am seen wearing in the

picture) to keep the gore off the street clothes.

Zoom in on the monitor screen and you will see that I am hard at work on the

next page on our new FermieLabs Millennium Forge. Oh, we are having a little

problem with brown outs on the northeast grid when we process pages, but

once the nuclear reactor power pack is installed that should be virtually

eliminated.

Just don't you worry about the technical stuff back here. We got it under

control. Oh, and when you get the bill on your credit card ... just act real

dumbfounded and deny any afiliation with Carl. I had him sign for the

delivery and then sent him to Vegas. You should have Fat Marty pick him up

and .... well Marty knows the routine by know... I don't want any body parts

turning up in the fountain at the Bellagio this time though..

publisher report to managing editor and financial advisory group

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